Continua me dando coordenadas erradas.
<canvas width="600" height="400" ></canvas>
<script>
    var tela = document.querySelector('canvas');
    var pincel = tela.getContext('2d');
    pincel.fillStyle = 'grey';
    pincel.fillRect(0,0,600,400);
    function exibeAlerta(evento) {
        var x = evento.pageX - tela.offsetLeft;
        var y = evento.pageY - tela.offsetTop;
        alert(x + ',' + y);
    }
    tela.onclick = exibeAlerta;
</script>